Saturday, August 1, 2009

A Zinger at the Expense of Yellowhammers Everywhere

Hey Adam. Good to see you again.
Good to see you too, Kimmy. I'm glad we came to this LSU alumni function. What a great way for us to keep in touch away from home in the big city.
I agree with you, Adam. What a brilliant thing for you to have said just now.
So who's your friend here?

This is Paul. He's my new boyfriend. He's from Alabama. Got any dating tips? (chuckle)
Pretend you're his sister. It spices things up in the bedroom when there's a Gump involved.
Very funny, Adam, but Paul didn't go to Bama. He went to Auburn.
Auburn, huh? Then you'd better pretend you're his brother.