Monday, March 2, 2009

So I get on the subway this morning, and it's literally duct-taped together. I'm not sure how alarmed I should be--after all, I've always viewed a bad economy as a "Big Bad Wolf": if you build a house out of bricks, you'll be fine in the end. But I'm not sure how a Three Little Pig would do in a house made of duct tape. I guess we'll find out. I smell another crack epidemic. I'm gonna move to 125th Street and set up shop really soon.

1 comment:

BellaFitz said...

OMG! Is that duct tape near an actual duct?

And you really should have a title for this. My suggestion: DUCT, DUCT, GOOSE! (because we all know how you love being goosed on the subway)