Thursday, March 19, 2009

Midnight Snack

1. Easy Mac.
2. Some extra sharp Cheddar.
3. Some Swiss.
4. 6 jalapeño slices.
5. 1 teaspoon Louisiana hot sauce.
6. 1 teaspoon Sweet Baby Ray's barbecue sauce.
7. A dash of Bac-O's.
8. A dash of Tony Chachere's Original Cajun Seasoning.
9. 1 roll industrial toilet paper for the near-instant diarrhea you'll have.
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1 comment:

BellaFitz said...

Bacos! Ham-flavored soy! Blegchk! What a Betty Crock. And what's with all the hot seasonings lately? Your body is craving REAL MEAT. Give it what it wants!