Monday, March 23, 2009

How To Tell If You Are an Idiot With Your Bracket Picks

Follow these simple steps:
  1. Fill out a make-believe bracket with the high seed winning each game.
  2. Fill out your own picks in another, non-make-believe bracket. This is the one on which you're betting money.
  3. Watch the games.
  4. Tally the scores of both brackets.
  5. If your real bracket scores lower than your make-believe bracket, you're an idiot.
Ok, now let's see if I'm an idiot.

Make-believe bracket: 36 correct (50 points in the weighted round system).
Non-make-believe bracket: 37 correct (51 points in the weighted round system).

Way to be dumber than me, idiots (except for Bonnie McNemar Budyach, Gustavo "Goose" Douaihi, and Jeremy White, all of whom scored higher than me).

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