Sunday, January 25, 2009

No. Stop. I Hate This. A Lot.

I'm at a party right now and I just had an awful conversation with this dude. Here's how it went down:

Me: Hi. I'm Adam.
Him: Hi. I love Dream Theater. They're the greatest band ever. Dream Theater is to metal what Bach and Mozart were to classical music. That's because they reinvented their genre.

Say your last goodbyes to me soon because I am going to murder this dude and see that his ashes are spread over the grave of Bob Denver, which is an offense punishable by death.
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1 comment:

SpoonerStreet said...

Oy vey. I love running into the Dream Theater snobs. Please stop reminding me that they all have some sort of music degree. Yes, the guy loves to use his double bass drums. Yes, they have a keyboard. That doesn't make it necessarily good, now does it?