Monday, December 1, 2008

Words (Between the Lines of Age)

When you're losing your hair, and a woman compares your baldness to that of Bruce Willis, she desperately wants to make love to you.

When you're losing your hair, and a woman compares your baldness to that of Sean Connery, she desperately wants to make love to you in an attempt to overcome her father issues.

When you're losing your hair, and a woman compares your baldness to that of Jeff van Gundy, don't expect ever to get laid again.
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1 comment:

BellaFitz said...

As visions of sugarplums dance in our heads....

http://www.thesportshernia.com/basketball/vangundy.html