Thursday, October 30, 2008

My Hornets Gear, mmviii-mmix Season

  1. The Shirt
  2. The Hat
  3. The Sunday/Day Game Hat
  4. The Warm Weather Headband (to be worn when the weather is warm enough that I neednt fear catching pneumonia due to a cold, uncovered, bald head)
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I Just Went #2...

...and didn't need toilet paper! It happened in this toilet (photo taken after successful flush).

God bless the Chinamen for their efficient cuisine!
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That Buzzing Sound You Hear Is One of Excellence and Unstoppability

cviiiciii
The Hornets are 1-0 after last night's win in Oakland. This 1-0 start is tied for the best start in NBA history.

Tonight's game in Phoenix is on TNT.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

MCCCXXXI

I'm at my class reunion (West Monroe 1998) , and I just won the award for travelling the furthest distance to get here.

The guy who came in second lives in Rayville.
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A Stop to the Rumours

I did not have sex with my cousin last night. I promise.
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Monday, October 13, 2008

All Class, All the Way

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Mexicans in a Box

This is an inside joke. Tell me if you're one of the few who get it.
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Thursday, October 9, 2008

Actual Item at the NBA Store in New York

They're actually selling well, too.
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I Hope He's Not Saving It for Marriage

Apparently our Savior has a girlfriend and had to let us know by vandalizing a seat on the D train. Shame on you, Mr. of Nazareth.
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Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Emmett (or Snowden) Is Confused in His (or His) Grave

I just installed my new doorbell. It plays Dixie.

These Clouds Look Cool

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xxxiv days

I just noticed I've been sick for xxxiv straight days. Oh well; at least I'll look thin for my class reunion.