Monday, June 30, 2008

I'm eating seafood again.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

George Carlin

I can't tell you how proud I am that I have not published a massive douche tribute to George Carlin in the form of a blog post.

Enjoy Steely Dan!

Thursday, June 12, 2008

'Vignette' is a word that I hate. No idea why.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

...two for the show...

Thanks to adidas for making actual blue suede shoes.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008


I wonder if these people at the Atlantic Mall Old Navy realize that I'm walking around so much because I'm cropdusting?

Monday, June 9, 2008

Chero-tan MMVIII

96f in Bryant Park, and the shirt is OFF, ladies!

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Just saw the Squirrel Nut Zippers in Chelsea. Great show of course. And Katharine remembered me even though I'm dead!

Thursday, June 5, 2008

There's a homeless guy masturbating on the corner of w 14 st at 8 av, and none of us seem to be able to look away.

The Greatest Birthday Present Ever

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Adam Wilson here, blogging from the other side. I died last night at age xxvii. Record sales will soar.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Whoever is near, come to the kabin. 92 2 av.

Monday, June 2, 2008

America Used To Run on Jazz

I live in Harlem. There is an old jazz club at W. 145th Street at St. Nicholas Avenue that closed down not too long ago. Last week, it re-opened as a Dunkin' Donuts. I'm calling my landlord to ask for my deposit back, but I doubt I'll get it because he's a fat guy.