Tuesday, April 15, 2008

I Ended Up Not Masturbating to It

Last night I was watching SportsCenter in my living room, and I was about to head to bed. But before I left, I set my tv recorder to record two softcore porns. You know, so I could masturbate to them. I had the next two days off, and I wanted to use them wisely.

Well, in the middle of the day today, I was still in the bed, playing my ukulele in my underwear, and I ended up having plans for the evening. I showered, ate, and left, and I just got back home.

I'm in my room right now, writing this very blog entry. The Beast is asleep in its room, and the Bulldog is watching an episode of one of its favorite recorded tv series right now.

I suspect that the Bulldog has seen that there are two adult films in the DVR cue, and I also suspect that it expects that I have masturbated on the couch.

Well, Bulldog, I am not embarrassed, and no, I did not masturbate on your couch.

1 comment:

tommy salami said...

Don't delete it, maybe I'll give it a go.