Sunday, January 13, 2008

Headlines

I keep up with the news back home, and most of it shames me and the rest of the world. Here are some headlines from today's issue of Monroe, Louisiana's, News-Star:
  1. "Man Reportedly Selling Cocaine at His Girlfriend's" - This sounds like an advertisement.
  2. "Miss Louisiana Offers Sneak Peak at Trunk Show"
  3. "Monroe Firefighter Accused of Forcing Wife To Eat Feces"
Thanks, Monroe. And remember, Mardi Graw is just around the corner!

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