Wednesday, December 19, 2007

My Morning in Anapestic Tetrameter

Well I woke up this morning at six thirty-five,
And I had me some breakfast--a Pop Tart or two.
I watched VH1 Classic; the Allmans were on,
Playing "Whipping Post" live with a drummer or two.

Right at seven o'clock I hopped into the bath
Where I farted fart bubbles and sang to the air.
I sang "Strange Brew" by Cream as the Dial bathed my scrote;
Then I dried off and fumbled for something to wear.

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