Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Jillian: mmv-mmvii

Jillian, my ukule, broke. The bridge popped off. I hope to go Lazarus on it--er, her with some wood glue later tonight. But to see a musical instrument break is traumatic. I'm not Pete Townshend; I can't break them intentionally to impress little fags. I'm not Eric Clapton; I don't have thousands of guitars to auction off. I'm not Henry VIII; I haven't had sex with so many musical instruments that I can cut their heads off when they don't bear babies with penes.

Pretend that you really really love turtles, and then look at the picture below. Then, you may sympathize with me.

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