Monday, December 17, 2007

Back Story

Not my back.
My back isn't that hairy, but there's like four distinct hairs that I just know are there. I've been trying for years to reach them and pluck them, and they just keep not getting plucked because I can't quite get to them.

Meanwhile, the radius of the patch of hair on my left shoulder has increased by half an inch over the last year. (I remember watching Wayne's World 2, and when Wayne said, "Lately, I've been getting hair in really weird places," I just assumed he was talking about his balls because I was like 13 at the time, but now I think he was talking about his shoulders.)

I have nightmares now that my head will look like Brian Eno's.

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