Friday, October 12, 2007

Wallowing in My Own Filth

Today I took a bath for the first time in over two years. One of the perks of living with broads is that they sometimes compulsively clean things that don't really need to be cleaned, and sometimes you can take a bath in those things. One of those things is the bathtub.

On a scale of i to x, i being "Haven't taken a shower in a week" and x being "I just took a shower for five hours and I couldn't be cleaner, taking a bath produces a iii.

And I farted. Constantly. No matter how old you are, bubble farts are so much fun.

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