Saturday, October 6, 2007

Sports and Matching

The "C" stands for "Cueer."
LSU has a big game tonight. The Cubs have a big game today. That is why I'm happy not to be going to Tiger Stadium tonight, because it will be filled with the dumbest animal on earth: the fat guy with red curly hair, wearing an LSU football jersey and a Cubs hat. Forgive me for paying curious attention to color scheme, but that doesn't match, Comic Book Guy. Plus, you've never been to Chicago, and the chick you know who lives in Chicago doesn't want you visiting her because you're creepy and probably have Asperger's Syndrome (how dare you?).

Now, if you don't mind, I'm off to a mid-town sports bar so that I may sport my LSU football jersey and Yankees cap. Good day.

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