Monday, October 22, 2007

Laugh Factory Math


A misnomer.
In words,
The amount of money, in United States dollars, that you pay to see a comedy show in New York is inversely proportional to the amount of enjoyment you will have during the show.
This guy > Laugh Factory

Inversely,
The amount of money, in United States dollars, that you pay to see a comedy show in New York is directly proportional to the amount of times you will attempt to kill yourself by trying to cause severe damage to your optic nerve with the buttons on your shirt.
I went to the Laugh Factory last night. Here is a list of all the funny things I have ever heard of that were funny at the Laugh Factory ever:
1. Bill Dykes last night at the Laugh Factory.
2. Michael Richards saying "nigger" a lot at the Laugh Factory.
Other than Bill, you seriously wouldn't believe how unfunny these people were. It was seriously worse than the worst thing I've ever seen in Louisiana, and I've seen some pretty bad stuff.

1 comment:

IF+D said...

Well, don't leave me hanging? What was the worst thing you saw in Louisiana?