Monday, October 29, 2007

Divine Interventions


It's only a matter of time before Hasbro and Mattel release their cheap knock-offs.
Let's play The Pyramid:
  • God's Immaculate Rod
  • Master and Slave
  • Diving Nun
  • Virgin Mary
  • Baby Jesus Buttplug
  • Jackhammer Jesus
  • Moses
  • The Devil
  • Buddha's Delight
  • Grim Reaper
  • Judas
If you said, "Reasons we as a country are headed straight to hell," you are correct.

We would have also accepted Superhits: the Best of Judas Priest.

Click here for more info. I'd slap a proverbial "Mature audiences only" label on this request, but no mature person would ever look at this.

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