Sunday, October 14, 2007

And Did I Really Expect To Get Laid?


Me, some dude from Lake Charles, and some dude from New Orleans, Turtle Bay, New York, 10/13/07.

I used a great cheesy pickup line at Turtle Bay yesterday:
You're the hottest thing I've ever seen, and once in chemistry class I saw a blue flame.
And then Kentucky beat LSU. And that hot piece of split tail took a picture of three sad dudes, one of whom was me.

And today I'm sick. Not because of football, but because it's cold today. And when I say "cold," I'm don't mean like, 59°. I mean like, freezing. Like 49°. It's like absolute zero out there, I say.

Time to guzzle what I call a Half-Ass Screwdriver: urnge juice and Ny-Quil.

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