Saturday, September 29, 2007

Thankful

I see car commercials, and I'm thankful that I don't have a car.

I see lawn care commercials, and I'm thankful that I'm not a jack ass who gives a damn what his grass looks like.

I see life insurance commercials, and somehow I'm thankful that I don't have some naggy, average wife bitching at me about money.

I see Summer's Eve commercials, and I'm thankful for Little Elvis.

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