Thursday, September 13, 2007

Emotionally Abusing Your Jack Russell (a dialogue)

(picks up phone and uses "phone voice") Hello?
Hey, KT. It's me, Adam.
Hey! I haven't heard from you since the Autobot's wedding.
Yeah, well, I've been busy. We should talk more, you know.
Yeah, really. I can't believe we've been friends for 15 years now.
You know, that really is a long, long time.
So I was...umm...like...Adam, hold on. (to Carnaby, the dog) Carnaby, be good. Stop. No. Bad. Bad dog. (to Adam) Sorry, Carnaby wants some attention or something.
So kick him.
Adam, that's horrible.
Ok. Sorry. Then put on a Michael Vick mask.
Adam, that's worse.

1 comment:

Sunny said...

If by worse she meant incredibly funny, then I agree with her.