Saturday, August 11, 2007

Bird Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)

I went to the Bronx Zoo today, and a bird shat on my Saints hat. As pissed off as I should be right now, I try to look on the bright side. I wore the hat so I won't get skin cancer on my head. If I had a full head of beautiful hair, the bird would have shat in my hair, making an even bigger mess.

I would like to thank my family for a history of male-pattern baldness.

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