Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Residence XL

I'm about to move again. When I do, I'll live under my 40th roof. I can only hope that my next residence resembles a trailer just like my soon-to-be former.

I checked out a potential apartment earlier this evening. It's above a strip club. If I get this place, I predict that I will have a lot of sleazy friends. And I'll probably say, "No thanks--I'm allergic to cocaine. It gives me really bad squirts," a lot.

Best Vietnam theme: "Fortunate Son" or "Time of the Season?"

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