Saturday, July 14, 2007

Masshole

I just got to a friend's house in Quincy ("KWIN-zee"), Massachusetts. I was in Boston for a few minutes. Coming into town, I saw a big Citgo sign. Of course, sports fans know that right next to that Citgo sign is the location of the biggest collective display of penis envy since Cain.

It's pretty great to be in John Adams' old stompin' grounds. Nobody has air-conitioning, so right now everybody is saying stuff like "It's wicked hawt." I plan on tallying down the number of times I hear the word "pissah" said.

This town sucks. Boston Garden is gone, Braves Field is gone, and Big Baby is off somewhere playing summer league ball. And senators drive around killing chicks with their cars because they drink too much.

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