Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Fruit-flavored

I love strawberries. I love anything that is strawberry-flavored.

I love oranges. I love anything that is orange-flavored.

I sort of like lemons. I sort of like anything that is lemon-flavored, unless it is lemonade, which I love.

I love nanners. I hate anything that is nanner-flavored.

I love grapes. I hate anything that is grape-flavored, but I forget this until I have eaten/imbibed whatever it is that is grape-flavored.

I don't know whether or not I like raspberries. I don't know if I could point out raspberries to you. I don't even know if they really exist. I sort of like when stuff is raspberry flavored.

I hate grapefruit. If there is anything other than grapefruit that is grapefruit-flavored, there is no god.

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