Saturday, June 16, 2007

You Look Like Rain

Some people here pronounce it "Jankees."

It's about to rain bastards here in Hell's Kitchen, and it's all sunshine in Highbridge (Mets @ Yankees on TV). My first thought, when I observed that, was "Wow, what a big city this is," but then I realized that there have been many times when it would be raining really hard somewhere in Baton Rouge and really sunny not too far away. I remember one time there was a flash flood on Carlotta Street, and on the very same day Governor Foster declared a state of emergency drought on Ivanhoe.

Durp! Now it's sunny in Hell's Kitchen but really cloudy at the Stadium. Am I right, ladies?

Marcy Jarreau has replaced Amber Nelson as the funniest woman alive.

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