Sunday, June 3, 2007


Tomorrow I turn xxvii. I'll be that old for about a year. A lot of really cool people died when they were that old--Rupert Brooke, Robert Johnson, Pigpen from the Grateful Dead, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Brian Jones, Dave Alexander from the Stooges, and Kurt Cobain. So basically, I need to stay away from the following for a year in order to not die:
  • Heroin
  • Shotguns
  • Touring
  • World Wars
  • Courtney Love
  • Pneumonia following inflammation of the pancreas
  • Swimming pools
  • Masturbating in a bathtub in Paris
  • Vomit
Can I do it? Only time will tell, my friends.

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