Sunday, June 24, 2007

Homosexuality, Pride, and Parades about Pride in One's Homosexuality

If you're gay, proud of being gay, and really into parades, then New York is the place for you, and today is your day. It's really great to be around thousands of men and women who look exactly like this:

About as happy as a cat in a toilet.

Happy 11th birthday to Erica Lynn Holley, my first cousin once removed (our common progenitors were Joe William Wilson and Dorothy Mae Smith, my grandparents and her great-grandparents). If she's half as happy as she looks in this picture, then call 911 because she's probably eating an entire can of frosting and drinking a case of Zima while watching a Blues Brothers marathon on TBS, contemplating taking a swim in the Mississippi while using two cinderblocks as floaties.

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